Jumbo fact…The venom from a king cobra is extremely strong as you might expect from the world’s largest venomous snake. It’s so strong it can actually kill an elephant.
Snake in the woods (joke)…Two guys are hunting in the woods, one of them goes behind a bush to answer nature’s call.
He screams to his pal “A huge snake just bit me in the privates “His friend calls 911 to ask what he should do.
The woman taking the call tells him he must suck out the venom or his pal will die within 15 minutes.
The now very worried friend asks what the lady said.
His pal answered “She says you’ve only got 15 minutes to live”